Spiritual Sports Enthusiast Gifts

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Angel Delight

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Church for sports worshipers.

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

If nobody had invented graphics

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Football Chameleon

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Golfing Bishop.

Monica Seles

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Gary turns 40.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

A day at the transgenic races

Ratminton

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Raheem Sterling

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Saving a Heart

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"How should we divide the teams?"