Sporty Spiritualist Gifts

'Have you tried adjusting your grip on the golf club?'

'Athletes for Jesus' 'Slob for God'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Church for sports worshipers.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Golfing Bishop.

At the 2021 Religious Games

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Do you have pants in XL?"

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

Golfing with God.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

"When I was making money, I made the most money, and now that I'm spiritual I'm the most spiritual."

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

Sports Day at the Monastery

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

Thanks God!

Captive Audience.

"I spy with my mind's eye..."

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

'I will need to watch the replay.'

Angel ties a blindfold on a jet

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

"Surprise!"

"Pack me a lunch Mom, I'm off to the mission field."