Playful Spiritualist Gifts

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

Hot cross buns

"I'm going on a retreat."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

Cat Seance

"Your husband says BOO!"

Junior Doctor.

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

"You're on mute."

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

I am one with stupid.

"Free why-fi.”

"Holy water, holy water...."

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'