Playful Spiritualist Pillows

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

"I spy with my mind's eye..."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Hot cross buns

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"I'm going on a retreat."

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

Junior Doctor.

Cat Seance

"Your husband says BOO!"

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

"You're on mute."

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"Free why-fi.”

"Holy water, holy water...."

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

I am one with stupid.

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."