Spiritual Entertainer Pillows

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

At the 2021 Religious Games

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Guru.

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

When Holy Cows are sent out to "Pastor"

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

R.C.I.A.

Praying Mantis.

Regifts of the Magi

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

OM, SWEET OM

BLESS YOU

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Om and Ommer

'We are gathered here...'

Applause

Moses' TV guide.

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Pottery Slam