Traditional Entertainer Pillows

'Sorry, Bobo. With all the e-mailed jokes today, office clowns are passe.'

'It's girl power - she sacked her manager.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'He does.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"What's your occupation?"

Fur Baby

Clown Wife

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

'Send in the Clones.'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Children's Entertainer

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Clown walks balloon dog

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

'Seriously folks...'

''...And they all lived slap-happily ever after.''