Traditional Entertainment Enthusiast Pillows

Bull Fighting.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

Highland Piper.

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

'It's nice, but I wish we could get more than one channel.'

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Shall I be mother?

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"In this business the ball takes funny bounces. I got you a recording contract."

More Arts Council cuts...

"Wait! It gets even crazier!"

"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."

'I trust you folks won't mind if I have the football on while we talk?'

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

'Sorry, Bobo. With all the e-mailed jokes today, office clowns are passe.'

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.