Old-school Entertainment Enthusiast Pillows

"No Bluetooth. They're Marionettes. They're supposed to have wires."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Abacus.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"I'd like to make a return."

'Old black and white movies can be SO romantic.'

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

Tarzan hate C.G.I.

Workers constructing barcodes

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

"We don't let computers mess up your medical records. We do it by hand."

'This doesn't leave much room for creativity.'

Private Phone Calls

'Wait a second. . . how are we supposed to play on this? It's not a video game.'

Kissing In The Back Seat

"Gracie, I'm proud of you for reading the newspaper."

"I would rather you not email me your answer!"

You've got mail...

"When I was your age we didn't play video games or take photos or locate things - we just did one thing and we took our sweet time doing it."

"When it comes to technology, Fred lives in the moment. The moment is 1987."

"Trevor works from home these days."

"This is a test. This is only a test. Question #1..."

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary - Digitally Mixed - Any drink stirred without the use of a spoon, swizzle stick or any other tool/utensil.