Old-school Enthusiast Pillows

"Father is still old-school when it comes to homeland security."

"Some people say my philosophy of teaching is old-school!"

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"When I was your age we didn't play video games or take photos or locate things - we just did one thing and we took our sweet time doing it."

"As a protest against the tyranny of technology, I refuse to upgrade my phone."

'I had a tablet when I was a kid, too.'

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"Fidget spinners, bubble poppers... I'm old school. I just bite my nails."

"Just drop your letter in the box is all, you don't have to push a 'send' key."

Email Only

You've got mail...

'This doesn't leave much room for creativity.'

'It's a BOOK, Sweetie.. it doesn't have ANY RAM!'

"I would rather you not email me your answer!"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you for reading the newspaper."

"I don't want a gadget that does a 1,000 things I don't need. That too much invention for my mental retention."

"I don't care if it's a charging station with wifi capabilities. I just want a toaster."

Private Phone Calls

"I'd like to make a return."

"Luddite."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"What old school? This is my life."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Computer Class.

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'