Old-school Admirer Pillows

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

"When are you going to give in and buy a cell phone?"

"What old school? This is my life."

"I've gone for a retro phone."

"Hi! Just a quick call to say thanks for still using a landline."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Everybody meets online these days."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Abacus.

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

"I'd like to make a return."

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

"Eugene is retro. He thinks everything was better in low-def and black and white."

"I know it's a little old-fashioned, but I'm a Capricorn, and I thought it would be romantic if I carried you over the cusp of our First House."

Workers constructing barcodes

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

"We don't let computers mess up your medical records. We do it by hand."

"I'm nostalgic for the print media."

A Sweeping Reform.

'This isn't for real, pass it on.'

"He's all right, but I'm looking for a guy who can really make me laugh."

You've got mail...

'This doesn't leave much room for creativity.'

"I would rather you not email me your answer!"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you for reading the newspaper."