Old-fashioned Aficionados Pillows

"I'm nostalgic for the print media."

"What old school? This is my life."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Everybody meets online these days."

Abacus.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

"We're here, Harry."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"I'd like to make a return."

Islington Angels.

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."

Stan's OK Deliveries

"I've gone for a retro phone."

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

"Eugene is retro. He thinks everything was better in low-def and black and white."

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

'Medical researchers discovered that the leading cause of death by aging is due to birthdays.'

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

"They say you're only as old as your face."

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

Workers constructing barcodes

"I know it's a little old-fashioned, but I'm a Capricorn, and I thought it would be romantic if I carried you over the cusp of our First House."

"We don't let computers mess up your medical records. We do it by hand."

"Look darling, a wandering minstrel."

"I would rather you not email me your answer!"