Old-fashioned Aficionados Mugs

"I'm nostalgic for the print media."

"What old school? This is my life."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Everybody meets online these days."

Abacus.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

"We're here, Harry."

Cary Grant

Peace on Earth

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"I'd like to make a return."

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

Islington Angels.

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."

Stan's OK Deliveries

'You ain't nothin' but a hound dog cryin' all the time?'

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

"I've gone for a retro phone."

'Medical researchers discovered that the leading cause of death by aging is due to birthdays.'

"Eugene is retro. He thinks everything was better in low-def and black and white."

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

"They say you're only as old as your face."

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

Workers constructing barcodes

"I know it's a little old-fashioned, but I'm a Capricorn, and I thought it would be romantic if I carried you over the cusp of our First House."

"We don't let computers mess up your medical records. We do it by hand."

"I would rather you not email me your answer!"