Old-school Aficionados Mugs

'I really miss the old days when we were smarter than our phones.'

"What old school? This is my life."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Everybody meets online these days."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Abacus.

"We're here, Harry."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"I'd like to make a return."

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

"Eugene is retro. He thinks everything was better in low-def and black and white."

"I've gone for a retro phone."

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

"I know it's a little old-fashioned, but I'm a Capricorn, and I thought it would be romantic if I carried you over the cusp of our First House."

Workers constructing barcodes

"We don't let computers mess up your medical records. We do it by hand."

Church in the year 2035.

Private Phone Calls

"Look darling, a wandering minstrel."

"I would rather you not email me your answer!"