Old-school Aficionado Mugs

"We don't let computers mess up your medical records. We do it by hand."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

Abacus.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"That's a clock? Where does it display the time?"

"Of course we get along. You're normal, and I'm normal classic."

"When it comes to technology, Fred lives in the moment. The moment is 1987."

"What old school? This is my life."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"You've got night fever."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"I'd like to make a return."

Wild and crazy salmon

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

"Eugene is retro. He thinks everything was better in low-def and black and white."

"I've gone for a retro phone."

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

Workers constructing barcodes

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

"I know it's a little old-fashioned, but I'm a Capricorn, and I thought it would be romantic if I carried you over the cusp of our First House."

"I would rather you not email me your answer!"

'This doesn't leave much room for creativity.'

"I knew you'd like it."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you for reading the newspaper."

'Well, Dan, all of your scratching makes sense now: You have hippies.'