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'I really miss the old days when we were smarter than our phones.'

"What old school? This is my life."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Everybody meets online these days."

Abacus.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Cary Grant

"We're here, Harry."

Peace on Earth

Robert Mitchum

"I'd like to make a return."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."

'You ain't nothin' but a hound dog cryin' all the time?'

"Eugene is retro. He thinks everything was better in low-def and black and white."

"I've gone for a retro phone."

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

"I know it's a little old-fashioned, but I'm a Capricorn, and I thought it would be romantic if I carried you over the cusp of our First House."

Workers constructing barcodes

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

"We don't let computers mess up your medical records. We do it by hand."

Church in the year 2035.

"I would rather you not email me your answer!"

"Look darling, a wandering minstrel."