Oldie Aficionado Pillows

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"What old school? This is my life."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

Diego Velasquez

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"You've got night fever."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Abacus.

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

"I'd like to make a return."

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

Wild and crazy salmon

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

"I've gone for a retro phone."

Oldies Band.

A Louis Auchincloss-Type Law firm

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

"I'll have a double entendre."

Workers constructing barcodes

"I know it's a little old-fashioned, but I'm a Capricorn, and I thought it would be romantic if I carried you over the cusp of our First House."

"Well, I think it takes a lot away from the Old World charm!"