Old Money Aficionado Pillows

A Louis Auchincloss-Type Law firm

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

"You're on a what?!"

"What old school? This is my life."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Diego Velasquez

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'As you can clearly see in this Pie Chart...something is eating into our profit margins!'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Abacus.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

'Today, the market did the 'Ol' Dipsy, but recovered in the 'Doodle'.'

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

'The financial crisis is unlikely to worry me: I lay a new Golden Egg every day...'

"The people who were running the economy last year... are running the economy this year."

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

Clever pitbulls.

"The markets seem to be a little jittery this morning."

Wall Street: Panic, don't panic

"I'd like to make a return."