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'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

"You're on a what?!"

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"What old school? This is my life."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Jimmy Cagney.

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Diego Velasquez

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"I tell you, I don't like the looks of it."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'As you can clearly see in this Pie Chart...something is eating into our profit margins!'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Abacus.

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'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

'Today, the market did the 'Ol' Dipsy, but recovered in the 'Doodle'.'

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

Peace on Earth

'The financial crisis is unlikely to worry me: I lay a new Golden Egg every day...'

"The people who were running the economy last year... are running the economy this year."

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

"I'd like to make a return."

Mark Zuckerberg

Wall Street: Panic, don't panic

"..Not cloudy all day."

Janet Leigh