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"I'll have a double entendre."

Herman Mankiewicz

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Bloody hell!"

Canadian film production

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Moby Dick

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

I'm Spartacus.

"Homes on Holmes"

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

Hollywood Breakup

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."