Old Movie Aficionado Prints

Jimmy Cagney.

"I'll have a double entendre."

Janet Leigh

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Herman Mankiewicz

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Bloody hell!"

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Kritik's Korner

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Canadian film production

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Moby Dick

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Movies vs. Films

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

"You funnin' me, bub?"

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Film Star Robert de Niro

I'm Spartacus.

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Hollywood Breakup

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

Jim Carrey,

"Homes on Holmes"

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.