Old-school Film Fan Prints

Tarzan hate C.G.I.

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'He likes to power nap.'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Steve McQueen

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"I'm the bad guy..."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Jimmy Cagney.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

The Gladiator.

Titanic: How's my steering.

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

I'm Spartacus.

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

"Homes on Holmes"

David Niven caricature

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

Michael Caine

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

The mission: Impossible burger.

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

Sylvester Stallone

'It's a horror-comedy.'

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."