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"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

Second hand furniture.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Those Were The Days

'Man...You age great!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

You had me at vintage.

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

Antiques

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Diego Velasquez

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Abacus.

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

"It's a novel about interest rates."