Old World Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Well, I think it takes a lot away from the Old World charm!"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Antiques

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Romans.

Abacus.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

Books of Tablets

The modern sheriff.

"I'm still looking, sir?"

"I'd like to make a return."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

"Trepanning for gold"

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

The Old Curiosity Shop

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

Antique silver