Old World Enthusiast Gifts

"Well, I think it takes a lot away from the Old World charm!"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

Antiques

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Romans.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Abacus.

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

Peace on Earth

Books of Tablets

"I'd like to make a return."

"Trepanning for gold"

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"I'm still looking, sir?"

The modern sheriff.

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

410 BC: The Roman empire begins its slide into decadence.

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

The Old Curiosity Shop

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."