Old-world Enthusiasts Gifts

"Look darling, a wandering minstrel."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Antiques

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

Thomas Keneally

"Everybody meets online these days."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

Alexander Pope

Islington Angels.

"I'm still looking, sir?"

Books of Tablets

"I'd like to make a return."

The modern sheriff.

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

The Old Curiosity Shop

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

Antique silver

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

'Don't even think about it, Walter.'

"And what do you think my husband is worth?"

Stan's OK Deliveries

"Well, Emmeline, what's new?"

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

"If you get that vase, I get this bearded lamp."

Antique Ailments

Black Forest Collectibles.