Old-school Enthusiasts Gifts

Workers constructing barcodes

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary - Digitally Mixed - Any drink stirred without the use of a spoon, swizzle stick or any other tool/utensil.

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

'This is so old-school.'

"I bought something off the Internet, but I can't find it in my computer. Online shopping is overrated."

"You can keep your fancy cell phone. As for me, I'll avoid all that extra effort and do things the old-fashioned way."

Diner.

The Missing Sock Returns

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"What old school? This is my life."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

Computer Class.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'It's an antique!'

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

Edison invents the personal stereo

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

1950's.

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."