Old-school Fans Gifts

"I remember when I was a little girl and I did all my homework with paper and a pencil! Those were the days, huh?"

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"Everybody meets online these days."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Abacus.

"I'd like to make a return."

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"And can one illuminate the manuscript?"

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

'Oh, for the good old peaceful test match.'

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

Tarzan hate C.G.I.

Workers constructing barcodes

TV Set

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

Cave couple watching a cave painting TV while in bed.

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

"We don't let computers mess up your medical records. We do it by hand."

'This doesn't leave much room for creativity.'

"I would rather you not email me your answer!"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you for reading the newspaper."

Private Phone Calls