Old-school Nostalgia Fan Gifts

'Since I stopped using the chalk board in favor of the overhead projector, there have been no eraser fights.'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Teddy Time Bears

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Peace on Earth

Austin Powers

Psyche Delia

"I'd like to make a return."

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

June Brown

Ron and Nancy Reagan.

'It was your imagination. There's no little kid under your bed!'

"Tia Carmen, I have a great knock-knock joke!"

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

Thatcher's child

"Can I call you back? I'm creating happy memories of my childhood for my father."

'Sure, it's fun to watch, but Sesame Street is just a trick to get you softened up for school!'

Frosty, The Abominable Snowman

Gang

Tarzan hate C.G.I.

"That'll be two incisors and a molar, please."

'Why am I always the piggy who crys, 'we-we-we' all the way home?'