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'Since I stopped using the chalk board in favor of the overhead projector, there have been no eraser fights.'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Teddy Time Bears

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Austin Powers

"I'd like to make a return."

Psyche Delia

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

'It was your imagination. There's no little kid under your bed!'

Ron and Nancy Reagan.

"Tia Carmen, I have a great knock-knock joke!"

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

Thatcher's child

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

"Can I call you back? I'm creating happy memories of my childhood for my father."

'Sure, it's fun to watch, but Sesame Street is just a trick to get you softened up for school!'

The Great Teddy Bear

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

Tarzan hate C.G.I.

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

"That'll be two incisors and a molar, please."

Frosty, The Abominable Snowman