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Herman Mankiewicz

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Abacus.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"California has always been too big for its britches."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"I'd like to make a return."

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

"Keep an eye on Old Bound Volume of Harpers. He's on the make."

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

Joan Crawford junior

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

'Oh, for the good old peaceful test match.'

'But, Marshal, if I'da built the gallows any higher, ol' Mad Dog here mighta got seriously hurt!'

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

Tarzan hate C.G.I.

TV Set

"I know it's a little old-fashioned, but I'm a Capricorn, and I thought it would be romantic if I carried you over the cusp of our First House."

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."