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Herman Mankiewicz

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Untold Love Stories. The Shadow and Pollyanna. It's no use, Lamont, you know what evil lurks in the hearts of men and I believe there's good in everybody.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Abacus.

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

Peace on Earth

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"I'd like to make a return."

"California has always been too big for its britches."

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'Really? I was an extra in several John Wayne movies too...'

Kim Novak caricature

Charlie Chaplin

"Keep an eye on Old Bound Volume of Harpers. He's on the make."

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

Looking back, I should have said yes when Sophia Loren asked me to elope. Eventually, even hindsight isn't 20/20.

Joan Crawford junior

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

'Oh, for the good old peaceful test match.'

'But, Marshal, if I'da built the gallows any higher, ol' Mad Dog here mighta got seriously hurt!'

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

Comeback of the Boardroom Knickerbocker.

Tarzan hate C.G.I.

"I know it's a little old-fashioned, but I'm a Capricorn, and I thought it would be romantic if I carried you over the cusp of our First House."