Old-school Fan Gifts

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

Metadata free communications

Looking in a directory

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

"I know my business - don't bother me with fads."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"What old school? This is my life."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"Do you do much walking?"

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Abacus.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

"I'd like to make a return."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

Hip Operation

"And can one illuminate the manuscript?"