Old-fashioned Fan Gifts

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Best before 65 million BC.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Colonial Larrysburg.

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

Draw!

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

Suzanne Lenglen

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

'Dauber Micawber'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Stainglass Windows '33

"Previously on..."

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

Indians Smoke Signals.

Tea and Sugar Rationing

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

Lorne Greene

Elvis' autopsy

The 3 Stooges Diner. Free Pie. Hah! I know better than to fall for that!

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

Jack Johnson

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."