Old School Cool Fan Gifts

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Best before 65 million BC.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Jimi Hendrix.

Draw!

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Adult Barbershop

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

Pinochio's Computer

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

'I'm worried. All he does is DOS all day.'

Mick Jagger at 95.

Brunel sees his psychiatrist

'Dauber Micawber'

'Our limo's here.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

Elvis' autopsy

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

Computers: In and Obsolete.

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

'Wheel technical support line.'

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

Have you installed the heater?

"What's Your Problem, Man?"