Old School Video Fan Gifts

'Richard's very stubborn.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Steve McQueen

Best before 65 million BC.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

The Gladiator.

David Niven caricature

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Night Life: L.A.

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

Peter Lorre caricature

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

"Previously on..."

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

"I'm curious. Who did murder me?"

Marilyn Monroe's secret diary

Kenneth Williams

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."