Historic Film Fan Gifts

Colin Firth's To-Do List

Paul Klee

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'He likes to power nap.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Stephen Spender.

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"I'm the bad guy..."

Steve McQueen

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Lessons in Prehistory.

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

A watch face with Stonehenge

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Titanic: How's my steering.

The Gladiator.

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

David Niven caricature

I'm Spartacus.

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

Michael Caine

King Kong

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"This is the best part of the movie."

'I could have had a V-8!'

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.

Ronald Reagan

Janet Leigh

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)