Retro Video Fan Gifts

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Steve McQueen

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Draw!

David Niven caricature

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

Biliard Enthusiast

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!