Retro Video Fan T-Shirts

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Steve McQueen

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Draw!

David Niven caricature

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

King Kong

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

Biliard Enthusiast

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

Janet Leigh

World Of Cow - 'If you must know, it's my Birthday and I happen to be great friends with Bob Dylan.'

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."