Retro Photo Fan Gifts

'Your mother reckons you look like your baby photos now without your dandruff, dear.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Steve McQueen

Best before 65 million BC.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Tourists in Egypt

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"Do you do much walking?"

Victorian Selfie

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Draw!

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

David Niven caricature

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

Selfie

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!