Retro Photo Fan Pillows

'Your mother reckons you look like your baby photos now without your dandruff, dear.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Tourists in Egypt

Best before 65 million BC.

Steve McQueen

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

Victorian Selfie

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Draw!

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

David Niven caricature

Adult Barbershop

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Man Ray

Selfie

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

Statue of liberty selfie

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."