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"Salt mill?"

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Draw!

In case of funky emergency, break glass

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Mid-century Father

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

World Of Cow - 'If you must know, it's my Birthday and I happen to be great friends with Bob Dylan.'

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

Marilyn Monroe

Hip Operation

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

"Just watching old stuff from 2019."

High Tech/Low Tech.

'Same address, 20 years later'