Retro Decor Lover Gifts

In case of funky emergency, break glass

Mid-century Father

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

Laga Lamp.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

1930's Lady.

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"I miss the old cubicles."

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Uncle Sam Fashion

A Sudden Transfer To The Tokyo Office

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'

"Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been reading written?"

Man in 19th century garb at a Seventies Night: 'But it doesn't say NINETEEN seventies.'

"Reproduction furniture."

Witch's broom with a luggage compartment.

"You kids are lucky. When I was young, we had to roll down the windows and stick our heads out to be cool."

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

"And when did this compulsion to wear crinoline petticoats begin, Susan?"

Old hippie

'I'd have to say you've been exposed to extemely high levels of polyester.'

'You're not supposed to turn into MY Dad.'

"Forget it, Jake. It's Funkytown."

Less successful 1990s T-shirt designs.

"Those were the early days, when we were a young and foolish company."

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'

"Hey look! It's my old, school uniform"

'Remind me to buy you some new underwear.'

"Oh my God! We're taking on water, the radio's dead and we need help. Break out the flares!"