Retro Furniture Lover Gifts

"Keep your toenails short and they're fine."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

1930's Lady.

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

In case of funky emergency, break glass

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Mid-century Father

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

Robin Hood Flies.

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

Uncle Sam Fashion

"You said to pack only the essentials, and this couch is essential for my afternoon naps."

A couple lie in bed

Man in 19th century garb at a Seventies Night: 'But it doesn't say NINETEEN seventies.'

"Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been reading written?"

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'

Cuba returns to the bicycle

"You kids are lucky. When I was young, we had to roll down the windows and stick our heads out to be cool."

Witch's broom with a luggage compartment.

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

While his contemporaries scribbled on cave walls, Pete pioneered the modern day man bag!!!

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

Very old fashioned computer.

"And our charging station, also a period piece. . ."

'No cup holder?'

Old hippie

'You're not supposed to turn into MY Dad.'