Antique Furniture Lover Gifts

'I don't care if the Louis XV style is fashionable these days. I'm not going to use this wooden stump my wife gave me.'

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"Man's best friends."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Antiques

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Man and woman buying furniture.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

'It's a coffee-book table.'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

Books of Tablets

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

Naked Furniture

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"I'm still looking, sir?"

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."