Furniture Lover Gifts

'Oh, for heaven's sake! We had him declawed, but he's still destroying furniture as much as ever!'

'She thinks she's the cat's meow just because she was on the antiques roadshow!'

"Coool! How much for the bean bag chair?"

"You said to pack only the essentials, and this couch is essential for my afternoon naps."

Then he invented the easy chair and that was the end of his inventions.

'She thinks she's the cat's meow just because she was on Antiques Roadshow.'

'You'll just have to accept it that they're more concerned with their furniture than with you.'

STRIP *Bliss* # 2 Cat stuck in new wardrobe

Anthropomorphic Armchaird

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"Man's best friends."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Surprise!"

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Get... a-nother room!"

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Man and woman buying furniture.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'