Furniture Enthusiasts Gifts

'And THIS is our top seller! It's a couch that looks like potatoes for couch potatoes!'

'Anything less co-dependent?'

The cushions are very soft !

"Man's best friends."

This end up. We called you here so we could build this bookcase that says "some assembly required."

Sleep on the couch? What's the couch?

"I was gonna get slip covers for the furniture but then I thought, What the heck, I'll just do the whole house"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"You're welcome."

"Get... a-nother room!"

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"