Furniture Shopping Enthusiast Gifts

Argument-in-IKEA reenactors

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Man's best friends."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Get... a-nother room!"

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"