Furniture Enthusiast Gifts

"Do you have anything with more back support?"

Big buttocks.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Sale! Sale! Sale! All beds 40% slashed off.

Ordering a dining table before dinner gets cold.

'I threw away the love seat, Arnold... it just felt dishonest.'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'I was going to redecorate, but found that just rearranging the furniture was all that was needed.'

'Unfortunately, ma'am, it's not worth a thing! The recliner, however, is quite valuable!'

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

'Oh! Honey! I want a scratching post like theirs too!'

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

"Now, I'll be back in an hour dear." - Ikeeah's bottle room, always very popular.

IKEA. The Swedish attack was less successful.

'I see you brought us some Chippendale.'

"I still say we should get a queen-sized mattress—despite the obvious jokes it will invite among the sales staff."

"I bought this especially for you, Dear...no, it's not a recliner, it's an ejector!"

Flower bed

"There we go! That's not going anywhere!"

'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

Stool

"Yes, a chair for my husband. Something that reclines and has prison-quality restraints."

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

"We would like the bed delivered immediately!"

"Miss Frimley? Could you fetch me a bigger chair?"

'This one only has two positions... 'attention' and 'at ease'.'

"I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own..."

The Ottoman Empire.

'It's a coffee-book table.'

Caveman delivers hugh rock to cave: 'I'm delivering the furniture you ordered.'

'What do WE need a love seat for?'

Office Furniture.

Get me one of those short, wide desks. This one is useless.

Clancy: Bed