Furniture Enthusiast Gifts

"Do you have anything with more back support?"

Big buttocks.

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"There we go! That's not going anywhere!"

Ordering a dining table before dinner gets cold.

'I threw away the love seat, Arnold... it just felt dishonest.'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'I was going to redecorate, but found that just rearranging the furniture was all that was needed.'

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

'Oh! Honey! I want a scratching post like theirs too!'

Sale! Sale! Sale! All beds 40% slashed off.

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

"Now, I'll be back in an hour dear." - Ikeeah's bottle room, always very popular.

"I bought this especially for you, Dear...no, it's not a recliner, it's an ejector!"

'I see you brought us some Chippendale.'

"I still say we should get a queen-sized mattress—despite the obvious jokes it will invite among the sales staff."

Flower bed

Clancy: Bed

Get me one of those short, wide desks. This one is useless.

'What do WE need a love seat for?'

Office Furniture.

Caveman delivers hugh rock to cave: 'I'm delivering the furniture you ordered.'

'It's a coffee-book table.'

'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

The Ottoman Empire.

"I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own..."

'This one only has two positions... 'attention' and 'at ease'.'

"Miss Frimley? Could you fetch me a bigger chair?"

"I'll give you £100. No one's going to want it now that my husband's sat in it."

For the seventh straight year, the tentative professor's office remains undecided, anxiously,hopeless, unfurnished.

"Of course I'm supposed to be on it. It's Barkolounger."

"Comfy armchairs always have money!"

Stool

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."