Vintage Furniture Lover Gifts

Private Detective / Used Furniture Salesman

'I tried to get rid of his old chair by moving it into the closet.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

Early Piety

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

A Macaroni in 1772

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Opening the Barrel

Swells - Men's Fashion

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

The Return Of The Minipants

1950's.

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

In case of funky emergency, break glass