Vintage Furniture Lover T-Shirts

Private Detective / Used Furniture Salesman

'I tried to get rid of his old chair by moving it into the closet.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Cocktails on the verandah.

The Missing Sock Returns

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

Early Piety

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

A Macaroni in 1772

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

High Riders of the Old West

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Opening the Barrel

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Swells - Men's Fashion

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

The Return Of The Minipants

1950's.

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!